Never seem to run out of material on the GOP hot dog Sir Romney of Mitt. Apparently he has a secret heart which he wishes to share with the NAACP. It was so delightful to see him actually spill out his plan to save African Americans from their plight. What a genuine and sincere man. Why I bet he’s even going to reveal his secret holdings in Bermuda to prove his sincerity. After all wasn’t he very swift in admitting that his health care plan he instituted when he was Governor of Massachusetts is the EXACT same plan that Barrack Obama put into place? We should never doubt the secret heart of this paladin, this superb example of pulchritude and luminosity.
Gosh how carefully and cleverly he has distanced himself from ex-President George W. Bush! What a clever manoeuvre to stay far away from the former GOP President who was losing jobs at the rate of 750,000 per month when he left office! Oh My! The very man who brought us into two wars, gave the rich huge tax cuts and fled during a banking crisis leaving the entire mess for the next guy to clean up! But wait he did actually endorse Sir Romney of Mitt! George said: “I’m for Mitt Romney”, as the elevator doors were closing on him. How symbolic and strangely appropriate. Sounds like a cold Bush!
Now Dick Cheney is opening his doors to Sir Romney of Mitt. Dick is warming up and hosting a reception at the Teton Pines country club in Wyoming. Big GOP rainmakers are sure to be in attendance. Later they will attend a dinner in Dick’s home in Wilson Wyoming. Maybe Dick can school him on how to be less charming and more of a Dick! This might help when the U.S. is negotiating on sensitive issues with foreign dignitaries and Sir Romney of Mitt is wielding the scepter. Maybe this is the obvious solution. Romney has a secret heart which calls for more Dick and less Bush. The bumper sticker would be awesome!
“Politics is the entertainment branch of Industry.” — Frank Zappa
“PETA is not happy that my dog likes Fresh Air.” — Willard Mitt Romney
Get off the cell phone and Drive! — Jake Shween
jakeshween 
The bumper sticker would be awesome. Hehe, that’s a good one. But it is very offputting that Romney now opposes ObamaCare as he puts it when he implemented the same plan in MA. When he got booed during his speech he looked like a smiling puppet. Is that our future leader?
Once again, you have hit the nail on the head. Well done, and well written.
Dave
Dear Writer, LOL!! I would drive that bumpersticker everywhere! How chivalrous of The Knight Romney, to twist what he once supported, to befriend the enemy Dickey boy, and to acknowledge the unfortunate. I hope his Tiffany underwear can hold all the excrement he is full of! Don Quixote he is not!
Keep making the public aware…